a ned post

I'm sure most of you know about the word "f**k". Chances are you hear it at least once everyday, either from someone else or from your own mouth. You'll also find that it is one of the most versatile, if not THE most versatile word in the English vocabulary. You name it, we'll put it in a f**king sentence for you, no matter what the f**k.

Now though, with the ingenuity of some fellow (ex)classmates, we have a substitute! And we don't have to censor this one 'cos the Americans still don't know it yet.

NED!!!!!

The word "ned" is derived from the word "need", but as with the degeneration of the human civilization, one "e" has been omitted to save 0.0002 calories.

"Ned" was first coined together with the term "ned chez", which meant "need cheese". Classmates visiting AMK Hub were addicted to bars of fried cheese sold in the basement.

It soon became a drug like substance, and they have been roaming the land ever since for this decidedly rare breed of cheese, uttering "ned chez" in times of deprivation.

Over time, "chez" was soon rendered a bit of a tongueful, and people stuck with "ned".

Ned, like f**k, can be used to describe pleasure, pain, hate and love. We will explore the various usages of the term that so rightfully deserves its place in the dictionary.

A few examples:

People:
That guy is so ned.
"Ned" in this case, could mean the guy is cool, ugly, idiotic, hilarious, interesting, whatever. Judgement on the exact meaning of the term will have to be made on sight. Distinctive could sum it up here.

Materialism:
This shirt is so ned la.
It could mean a very "loud" shirt, extremely over the top, which is almost always the case. Otherwise it could mean that the shirt is extremely nice.

Actions:
Ned la you.
Signifies bitchiness, indifference, selfishness, shamelessness. The trend here is rather on a negative note.

Academics:
You got such a ned score siol.
Again, it could mean that the mark is very high, or simply pathetic

Ned answer.
Generally utterly stupid answer. Comes with stupid questions normally. XD

I'm sure you can think of many other uses for the term, but for now let us toast the birth of this new word to replace an ageing expletive.

Ned. Its the new f**k. Of sorts.

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