Thursday, August 31, 2006

hello everyone.
vanessa felt real estastic(whtever the spelling is) tdy.
YYYYYYY?
the answer is bcos.


tht picture spoke.
HEEEEHS, & i was the photographer.
played cupid like twice.
MURWEENnurul & VANESSAng
shir: HEY MR ANG! happy teacher's day agn!
can vanessa take a picture with you.(groping pocket)
Mr Ang: whts tht ._.
shir: a camera device tht is not a handphone(smiling like crazy)
Mr Ang : ok|:(pretends not t knw, funny pls)


& vanessa got her wish!

the show was absolutely hilarious.
nice one.
anw, jianwei smsed me & i receive it a bit too late.
\:
in any case it's smth on wishing miss luo & mrs wong.
i shall send his blessing.
& he's feeling hell in indi_, poor thing.
take tons of care!:D
mayb i'll reply tomorrow!

nxt week is boring.
ANW.
ACES day stand for. All Children Exercise Simultaneously.
i tink vanessa's gng crazy by my typings now.
:D


i don't understand a single shit, but yea enjoy.
kind of nice.
shitshitshitshit
shirleen

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

SINGAPORE IDOL!

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hees so cool right meet her on the way back from ang mo to school.
THANKYOU SHIRLEEN ! for the photo.
& YEONG JING for the suggestion to go ang mo
& ANN GEE for ur nice compliments HAHA!
merwheen x3
like hello everybody.
finally the long stream(ok not rrly,iknw) of tests have ended.
kudos~
okokokokokok, basically tmr's teachers' day.
SO HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY.
on the way out yj & i met our beloved Mrs Frum & we said happy tchr's day in advance.
&&&&& she stopped us later.
y'al knw for WHT.
cos she was afraid tht some tchr by name,a_e* won't get anyting pls.(mk a guess it's who._.)
& we had to make smth for her.
....
i hrd frm HER/his form cls they re not plannin anyting for HER/him though.
so lots of luck._.

anw, mervin is one lucky chap.
.


photographer, guess who! haha.
nurul looked damn pretty la.


& when we return to cls.
i almost died!
haha, nah nth.

take care all.
hols starting.


shir

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Mega Joke Pile

Before my Mega Joke Pile
Featuring Ian Watkins (Its Iron not EEEE an) along with my favourite band/song
Lost Prophets - Rooftops

I fell in love with Ian

Ain't He gorgeous?

Mega Joke Pile

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."



A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."



A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."



Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."




Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.

The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"

When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"


What I have learnt from the movies

1. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
2. Should you be heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight - don't worry! You enemies will wait patiently to attack one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
3. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
4. Rather than waste bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated machinery cantainig fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
5. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to tlk them down.
6. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweet heart back home.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
8. A detective can only solve a case once he has benn suspended from duty.
9. Police chiefs deliberately assign all officers a partener who is their total opposite.
10. When they are alone, military officers of any nationality prefer to speak to each other in English.
11. When trying to defuse a bomb, you defuse it in the last second.
12. The hero ALWAYS gets the girl.
13. The hero is ALWAYS a former member of a special force of some sort.
14. The weapons always make flames when firing.
15. When firing, the hero hits all enemies, while the enemies seem to be blind.

Finally signing off, liekzomgz@hotmail.com , WJ






Monday, August 28, 2006

LOL.
plenty of test this week.
uhm not rrly but yea.
stress reliever
LOL.


50 "Other" Facts of Life...


1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

6- There are more chickens than people in the world.

7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language
is "screeched."

9- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver or purple.

11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

12- Where is the online database of new car lowest invoice prices?

13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end
in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a
Wonderful Life."

20- A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar
tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.

30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually
clear.

31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which
is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother.
It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.

32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.

33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in
plane crashes.

34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.

37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn
white.

38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.

40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter in the English language.

41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with
which they start, with the exception of North America.

42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters on only one row of the keyboard.

43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left.

44- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.

46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a
population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.

48- "Go!" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49- No president of the United states was an only child.

And last and definitely most important:

50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it!!



._.
in less thn 24 hours time.
out friend is flying off.
zai jian !

shir
HEH HEH HEH NO SCHOOL FOR ME TODAY!!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

2708

Hey guys.. I'm back again..
I've been spending half my lifetime uploading the pictures of Sungei Buloh excursion into my computer [and the other half of my lifetime installing auditionsea]..

Yeong Jing, I promised you to show you the pictures, I guess..
Haha..
I took like.. 127 pictures.. Approx, that is..
I shall put up only the selective few here..
The rest..
Will be in my blog. =)

Scenery on the bus..

[A sign of boredom]



















The SACRED entrance..













Beautiful roots..



















The Do-Rae-Mi Buildings..



















Pencil-Roots..?

Hahaha...



















A beautiful outlook..



















Bird Nest..



















This is where all the belts, wallets and handbags come frUm..



















Home of Mr. I-am-a-0.5corroded-fish-with-a-cute-wife-by-the-name-of-Shir



















MY BELOVED SQUIRREL...





































The empty path ahead..



















The shell-infested ground..



















Benjamin, CunKuang, Joshua...













On the way back..

On the bus..
We welcome our.. tour guide..















..and the constant-autism girl..




















..and the rain just stops..










Ahh.. Those last few were RANDOM..
I was just bored.. Paiseh..
And some pictures at the back would appear smaller, because I compressed the file size in hope to capture more pictures.. Paiseh ah..
Yeong Jing, are these enough?
I couldn't rescue your gooey-eggy sandwich in time, though.
On another note, I think Sungei Buloh is a nice place..
MINUS the mosquito-infested Prawn Pond,
MINUS the long journey..
MINUS that weird foreign family..
Shir and Van would know who I'm saying...
Bah.. What a long entry..
Maybe I'll update my own blog only tomorrow.. Yeapz.
Good luck for SS test tomorrow~
*-echoLATION
p.s.: THOSE playing Auditionsea, please haunt hunt me down. My nickname is 3cho3y in the game. LOL.
ohaiyo~

in like 2days later.
our treasurer , jianwei,will be flying off to india.
uh, hope it's gng to be fun.
& 3o4 lets wish him on a fruitful trip.
& of cos the many others who will be gng too!

yea, yi lu sun feng.
bon voyage.
take care.
get some stuff for 3o4 when ure back \:

shir.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Hi!

Hello everybody! Watashi Jianming! Today ncc is went for the battlefield study tour...and i would like to present to your...HEH!


Liang JUN AKA DUA ROCKET! SHOOTo! Hard Gay no.2
hehe :D:D
heyaa... since im such a nice guy.
and i got the paassword.
ive decided to update :D
wuaha.



taddaaaa!
==BLOG HAS BEEN UPDATED==
woo im feeling so great now..



oh yah to make my post less worthless..
good luck to everyone for their tests!
and upcoming exams.

hehe. signing off as...
ME
-josh ((:
P.S.: [sorry.. was kinda bored.]
hello all
uhm sungei buloh was pretty much of fun.
with all tht buzzing mosquitoes and stuff
-:D
i got 11 bites all over.
itchy pls.

it's a post with few thousand words u knw.
like they say, a picture speaks a thousand words.
i have arnd 30 pics, but jus posting up arnd 7.
so 7 thousand words.
i saw them ____.
public pls.

haha, hweeyin said i married tht fish.


the fish were hungry la.
vanessa!
i have the non-edited ones.
dun worry!
heh, yup.
okokokok.
finally got picture !

kinematics was pretty alrite.
\:
nxt week must study hard nehhsx.
many test worhhsx.
take care all.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

ppl!!!!
pls hand in the piece of paper for meiqi!!
i got only like 20+++?
pls hand them in!!
and no offensive language pls!!!
be nice.
and, they muz be true from ur heart <3!!!
do enjoy urselves tml!
i feel like joining u all tml!!!

YJ's signing off!!!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHILING!:DDD

Everyone go play audition! Heh. Go here to dload!(:
Then all of us can play tgt!:D Haha.

HOP ARND! HOP ARND!xDDD

Geography paper is crap.:/

jasyeo(:
horrible geography paper =x


dont know what to blog. haa
#van
said the thousand legged worm
as he gave a little squirm
have you seen this leg of mine?
if it cant be found
i shall have to hop around
on my nine hundred and ninety nine!

hop around, hop around
have you seen this leg of mine?
if it cant be found
i shall have to hop around
on my nine hundred and ninety nine!

<33, gee
Tml, there's geogie test!!!
everyone jiayou wor!!
i'll support u all de.
i m gg to fail it thou!!!
anyway peeps,
juz add loads of oil!!
and wish me good luck in my CCA!!!
wun be joining u guys in the field trip!!!
i chose thispath myself!!
i sounded as if i m gg to kill myself!!!
well, for ppl in a**y's class,
rmb to do ur compre,
u'll nv noe wat she'll do if u din do it!!
well, takkaire everyone!!!


YJ's signing off!!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Erm, JianWei, do you mind spreading news that a class blog exist >.<.

And yea, good luck for tml's test.

LJ

Friday, August 18, 2006

hello all (:
uhm, tmr will be flag day for you all.
give a bright smile to each & every donators.
& oh oh, don't get angry if they put their hands in their pocket groping for smth n u give a big smile.
becos.. most prob they re taking anyting but money out!
1) they come to you and oh no small change.
-endure(:
2)they take stickers n no donations.
-endure(:
3) pehs pehs n ah mas give u black face ask u go away.
-endure(:

FORMULAS

1)u jus lala sit down n smile.
ppl who walk past see ur ): face will give ten cents at least!
-thts wht i did cos i was too tired:x

2)thn, attack small girl girl or boy boy.
: mummy i wan sticker!
so u get ur donation!

3) find those in car or jus coming out!
i got two bucks frm tht!

4) lastly attack shops, they will give u de :x

so in all.
happy flagdaying!
it may be a bad day for some, or a good day for some.
so yep, ren pls
i'll give u all support by turning up! w ithout a tin: D

shirleen!
Lol. Our blog is like turning into a vlog.:/

And it's so inactive la. Go look at how active 305's blog is. Their tagboard too. Lol.

And Hweeyin seems to be the only one blogging, and LJ's the one putting up the videos. What about the rest? Haha. Van? Gee? YJ? LOL! Let's be active bloggers! -.-.-.-.-

OH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HWEEYIN!:D:D

jasyeo(:

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Merv

This's ones are for u Merv.





Next vid features are gay ass white guy in his underpants, view discretion is advised.



LJ

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

wahahahah im contributing. lol
enjoy.

LJ

Polling










































Monday, August 14, 2006

History SEQ

sup guys. great news for you!
History SEQ question : Life under Nazis Germany was beneficial to the people. Do you agree?
credibility, unsure. But i guess it will be of much help.
good luck for the test.
And btw, i got this news from another person.

jianwei.

Friday, August 11, 2006


happy beforelated bday to kahmeng n terence .

[:



-shirleeeeeeeen.

Thursday, August 10, 2006



enjoy!


-shirleen

Monday, August 07, 2006

uhm hey all.
yeh we shud be glad tht there will be a chalet on this holidays.
rather thn bored n cooped up all day\:
uhm and i knw there are disagreements and all.
but c'mon la, we are like 15 n we have to spend one more year tgt.
jw has put in great forward to at least create this blog can.
to the people who try to make life difficult.
DO THIS JOB FOR HIM LA.

see u all fucking got so much ting to compain abt a not.
eh pls, appreciate la.
rather thn having a treasurer who runs up in debts or last min hey all pay 20 bucks nxt wk or smth.

im not the cls treasurer, but surely.
u all can see the effort.

so yea, cooperate pls.

-shirleen

Admin stuff

Guys, im sick and tired of announcing in class regardin some admin stuffs alrdy. So from now on, if you want you can come here and look at the things thats going on in the class, as well as the things you have to bring to school. I need you guys to bring 5dollars monthly from now on, and i will explain this thing one last time why i do this. This 5dollars is mainly splitted into two parts, 2dollars for class fund monthly and 3dollars for the funds that we need for the chalet at the end of the year, including the money for the barbeque. If unfortunately you cant turn up for the chalet which has yet to be scheduled, i will return you the money at the end of the year. In all, i will be collecting 5dollars for these five months, july, august, september, october and november, at the start of each month. So you can clear your doubts now as to why im collecting all these money.

ffs, dont find a million excuse not to bring the money, when its not like you are incapable of doing so.

-jianwei